Snakes are on this plane. They are passengers on the orange, specially designed Snake Plane.On this plane, no one gets used for a skipping rope, there are all the furry rodents one could possibly need to eat, several heating lamps to lie under while you digest, and all the in-flights movies are films with snakes in them that have been altered to make the snakes look good. For example, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is told from the basilisks point of view and it's only doing what it wants, which just so happens to be destroy all mudbloods because they helped keep him locked up under the girls washroom for so many years. He's just glad to finally be free!
Sounds nice right?
Unfortunately for the snakes, there's a hungry-for-all-kinds-of-transportation killer whale waiting for them.
They never got to see how the Basilisk made his big escape though the Great Hall, right past Dumbledore, out the front doors and into the Forbidden Forest...
P.S. It would appear that I need new pens.
No comments:
Post a Comment